Thursday, January 14, 2010

I'm waiting for my car to be serviced. I handed the keys to the mechanic with a look that said, "I will not be judged. I keep a litter box in my car. And dill pickle-flavored sunflower seeds. These things are not for me, but they could be, and I refuse to suffer your reproach." In forty-five minutes I will write him a larger check than I would like and then turn on my heel, regally. I will appear taller than my 5'2''.

I wish I had so much more than my little monies to send to Haiti. I wish I had magical powers. I wish people weren't such fragile things.


janelle said...

I wish I could leave parking tickets for Stupid. And court citations for Mean.

DANICA said...

I would leave citations for Idiot, Rude, and Just Go Home. I love your thoughts!

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