I'm covering for an art class. The students are making sock monkeys, most bizarrely. The teacher, who is apparently far more kind than I, lets the students to listen to the radio. So here I am, critiquing the size of sock monkey hat pom-poms and listening to sh*tbeatsforfourteenyearolds fm. I can't even f*cking tell which voices are digitally altered - can anyone be that nasal? How do they breathe?
All the students are whining along, heads bouncing to the mind-numbingly repetitive beat.
Yes, dear, those button eyes are just the thing for your sock monkey. Look how expressive!
What am I doing?