"You got to let me in! This broad out here (she's referring to yours truly, gentle readers) doesn't know I'm with you."
"I can't! Veronica's taking a sh*t, and I'm turtling!"
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staving off the crotchety old b*tch within
I was once teaching ESL in Las Vegas; this was after leaving one grad program and before flaking out on another. The class was held in the North Paw of the Sphinx right outside the Luxor. Seriously. Anyway, one of my students was writing an essay about his experiences in the US, and he was very disappointed that he was too old to attend high school. Even so, he remained optimistic and said, "Still, I have happy."
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5 comments:
what the hell is turtling. afraid to google.
yo. not be a pain-in-the-ass, but your teacher anecdotes make me feel like i'm not alone.
so post some more shit already.
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i'm scared to ask.
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