Saturday, August 1, 2009

A sniglet for your morning

Fartle - v. t. 1 To give someone a start by passing gas loudly and without warning. Particularly appropriate for occasions when flatulence is inappropriate and unwonted - while snoozing during the very restful time just after sunrise on a lazy Saturday morning, perhaps.

As in, "This morning, n.o.c. fartled me."

No comments: