When you have a day that's simultaneously excellent and sh*tty, I recommend giving a big suckaroo to the great reducing and having some unscheduled beers. Preferably Belgian-styled, with 8% alcohol or greater. You know, more bang and fewer calories for your buck.
Add a few prematurely springy bunches of ranunculus.
And bring it all home with a dark'n'stormy or two.
And that, my friends, is how an excellent sh*tty day gets motherf*ckin' schooled.