1) It's 40 degrees and rainy.
2) I began my first morning of freedom with our first session of the P90X: Extreme Home Fitness.
3) See 1 and 2.
n.o.c. is a sucker for infomercials. When I met him, he owned one of those abtronic belts that shocks you every few seconds in order to render the fat from your abs of steel. Let me be more clear - he purposefully purchased and utilized a device that sent electric currents through his person in hopes of a six-pack. So when I noticed him watching a P90X: Extreme Home Fitness infomercial at the gym two weeks ago, I suspected that he may once again succumb to the siren song, which he did the next day. So now we own the 12-dvd set, plus books on "How to Bring It!" and "Nutrition for Power Performance!" And, since it's a home fitness jobbie, we spent part of yesterday running P90X errands, purchasing two sets of dumbbells (funny!) and an over-the-door pull up bar.
Accouterments procured, we got up early this morning to do the first routine: Core Synergistics. Now, I am possibly the least perky person on the planet (though, since I am Southern, I can pretend convincingly for hours on end), and I am certainly not someone who gets motivated by a bizarrely muscled numbnut and his crew of trapeze artists, professional dancers, and genetic freaks cheering for me to "bring those knees to your ears!" But that's what I did this morning. For an hour.
Why did I do this? Why - particularly after I'd already run eight miles this weekend and was well pleased with my fitness regimen in general? I did it because n.o.c. was excited about it, and if pushed on the real reason why one might get married, I think I'd have to say it's so you have someone who is contractually obligated to endure your ridiculous fixations, even those that involve rolling on the floor in a poor imitation of ludicrously toned superhumans doing an exercise called the Magic Banana.
If we look like superhumans in 90 days, I'll happily eat crow. Until then, I'm just pleased to know that the pull-up bar is multipurpose.
6 comments:
There is something so hypnotic about infomercials. They can make anything seem fascinating and purchase-worthy. Just know when to stop. You two don't want to end up looking like this: http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Muscles.jpg Or I don't know, maybe you do??????
Well, you have to admit that he's totally fetching. So.... um.... shiny.
The shininess IS kinda nice, actually. Plus, his muscles look sort of segmented. . . kind of half-man, half-insect. Very Kafka-esque. I suppose that could have its charms.
AND he comes with his own headrest.
aahhahhahaha The headrest comment caught me just right and made me double over laughing so hard. It's amazing how that picture completely repulsed me 15 minutes ago and now it brings me joy.
I'm glad we could work through this together. I think I'll be well pleased with an identifiable bicep. I mean, I'll have to be careful not to push it too hard, obviously. I'd hate to look like that guy on accident. One extra curl, and OOPS!
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