Do Pardon the Intrusion

Today, I received this:

Greetings,

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I found your email listed
in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory here in Japan, I find it
pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business, I only pray at this time
that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive
money on my behalf. The purpose of my contacting you is because my status
would not permit me to do this alone.

I only pray at this time that your address is still valid!!??!! This email is one beseeching sentence away from being good dialogue for a Keira Knightly film. I miss the old days, when spam was about p3n1Le 1mpl4ntS and h0t S3x.