retail therapy

I recently purchased this print:


That's right, it says, "Bacon is like a little hug from God." I think the print is quite fetching, but I do wonder if it might be a portent of things to come. What do you call a diet-inspired impulse buy? Can anyone think of a good Sniglet?

Speaking of Sniglets, we played a rousing round the other evening. We'd all had one of these - a rosemary manhattan:


So we may not have been our cleverest. But what we lacked in wit, we made up in artistry: